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Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2610\" data-end=\"2755\"\u003eKeywords: funny birthday card, broke birthday card, millennial birthday card, sarcastic greeting card, humor birthday card, witty birthday card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Erin Dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51853117456706,"sku":"ED-GC1016","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4694\/9698\/files\/5k.png?v=1768779763"},{"product_id":"the-baddest-of-bitches-are-born-on-this-day-greeting-card","title":"The Baddest of Bitches Are Born On This Day - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"2813\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWant me to mail the card for you? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/erindayhaw.com\/products\/mail-my-card-for-me\" title=\"Mail the Card For Me\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAdd this to your cart as well.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2813\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003eA bold birthday card for someone who deserves nothing less than full hype energy. 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Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3400\" data-end=\"3543\"\u003eKeywords: badass birthday card, feminist birthday card, bold birthday card, hype birthday card, funny birthday card, empowering greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Erin Dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51853117751618,"sku":"ED-GC1017","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4694\/9698\/files\/baddestofbitchesMedium.jpg?v=1768780869"},{"product_id":"one-day-you-are-young-and-cool-tupperware-greeting-card","title":"One Day You Are Young And Cool\/Tupperware - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"3661\" data-end=\"3931\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWant me to mail the card for you? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/erindayhaw.com\/products\/mail-my-card-for-me\" title=\"Mail the Card For Me\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAdd this to your cart as well.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3661\" data-end=\"3931\"\u003eA painfully accurate birthday card for anyone who’s officially entered their “home organization is thrilling” era. Perfect for roasting friends who now care deeply about storage solutions and matching lids. Funny, relatable, and slightly uncomfortable in the best way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3933\" data-end=\"4112\"\u003eSize: A2 (US) - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003cbr data-start=\"3961\" data-end=\"3964\"\u003ePaper: 110# Uncoated Paper\u003cbr data-start=\"3990\" data-end=\"3993\"\u003eEnvelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"4046\" data-end=\"4049\"\u003ePackaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend free envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4114\" data-end=\"4161\"\u003ePrinted in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4163\" data-end=\"4285\"\u003eColors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4287\" data-end=\"4435\"\u003eKeywords: funny birthday card, getting older card, adulting humor card, relatable birthday card, millennial birthday card, sarcastic greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Erin Dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51853122109762,"sku":"ED-GC1018","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4694\/9698\/files\/tupperware.png?v=1768779636"},{"product_id":"one-day-you-are-young-and-cool-costco-greeting-card","title":"One Day You Are Young And Cool\/Costco - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"4566\" data-end=\"4811\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWant me to mail the card for you? \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/erindayhaw.com\/products\/mail-my-card-for-me\" title=\"Mail the Card For Me\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAdd this to your cart as well.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4566\" data-end=\"4811\"\u003eThis birthday card is for the person who now measures happiness in bulk savings and food court deals. A love letter to aging, Costco loyalty, and the joy of a $1.50 hot dog. Perfect for friends who know exactly how elite that membership feels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4813\" data-end=\"4992\"\u003eSize: A2 (US) - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003cbr data-start=\"4841\" data-end=\"4844\"\u003ePaper: 110# Uncoated Paper\u003cbr data-start=\"4870\" data-end=\"4873\"\u003eEnvelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"4926\" data-end=\"4929\"\u003ePackaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend free envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4994\" data-end=\"5041\"\u003ePrinted in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5043\" data-end=\"5165\"\u003eColors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5167\" data-end=\"5314\"\u003eKeywords: funny birthday card, Costco birthday card, aging humor card, millennial birthday card, relatable greeting card, sarcastic birthday card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Erin Dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51853122175298,"sku":"ED-GC1019","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4694\/9698\/files\/costco.png?v=1768779537"},{"product_id":"happiest-of-birthdays-to-you-card","title":"Happiest Of Birthdays To You Card","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"531\" data-start=\"133\"\u003eWant me to mail the card for you? \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Mail the Card For Me\" href=\"https:\/\/erindayhaw.com\/products\/mail-my-card-for-me\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAdd this to your cart as well.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eScientifically proven, allegedly: more birthdays means a longer life. Consider this card your official permission slip to age another year and feel great about it\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"712\" data-start=\"533\"\u003eSize: A2 (US) - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003cbr data-end=\"564\" data-start=\"561\"\u003ePaper: 110# Uncoated Paper\u003cbr data-end=\"593\" data-start=\"590\"\u003eEnvelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope\u003cbr data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"646\"\u003ePackaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend-free envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"714\"\u003ePrinted in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"885\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eColors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"68:1-68:131;2563-2693\"\u003eKeywords: funny birthday card, witty birthday card, scientifically proven birthday card, sarcastic birthday card, Erin Dayhaw card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"70:1-70:19;2695-2713\"\u003eGreat for Gifting:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"71:1-75:18;2714-2826\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"71:1-71:16;2714-2729\"\u003eBirthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"72:1-72:26;2730-2755\"\u003eMilestone birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"73:1-73:25;2756-2780\"\u003eCoworker birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"74:1-74:28;2781-2808\"\u003eBest friend birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"75:1-75:18;2809-2826\"\u003eGifts under $10\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Erin Dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55000941166914,"sku":"ED-GC1020","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4694\/9698\/files\/1020.png?v=1784476340"},{"product_id":"you-are-abso-fucking-lutely-unbearable-happy-birthday-anyway-card","title":"You Are Abso-Fucking-Lutely Unbearable, Happy Birthday Anyway Card","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"531\" data-start=\"133\"\u003eWant me to mail the card for you? \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Mail the Card For Me\" href=\"https:\/\/erindayhaw.com\/products\/mail-my-card-for-me\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAdd this to your cart as well.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor the friend you love despite, and probably because of, how much they get on your nerves. Blunt, sweary, and completely accurate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"712\" data-start=\"533\"\u003eSize: A2 (US) - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003cbr data-end=\"564\" data-start=\"561\"\u003ePaper: 110# Uncoated Paper\u003cbr data-end=\"593\" data-start=\"590\"\u003eEnvelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope\u003cbr data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"646\"\u003ePackaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend-free envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"714\"\u003ePrinted in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"885\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eColors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"68:1-68:131;2563-2693\"\u003eKeywords: funny birthday card, witty birthday card, scientifically proven birthday card, sarcastic birthday card, Erin Dayhaw card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"70:1-70:19;2695-2713\"\u003eGreat for Gifting:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"71:1-75:18;2714-2826\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"71:1-71:16;2714-2729\"\u003eBirthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"72:1-72:26;2730-2755\"\u003eMilestone birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"73:1-73:25;2756-2780\"\u003eCoworker birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"74:1-74:28;2781-2808\"\u003eBest friend birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"75:1-75:18;2809-2826\"\u003eGifts under $10\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Erin Dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55000945590594,"sku":"ED-GC1021","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4694\/9698\/files\/1021.png?v=1784476423"},{"product_id":"one-year-older-still-a-dumb-bitch-happy-birthday-card","title":"One Year Older \u0026 Still A Dumb Bitch, Happy Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"531\" data-start=\"133\"\u003eWant me to mail the card for you? \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Mail the Card For Me\" href=\"https:\/\/erindayhaw.com\/products\/mail-my-card-for-me\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAdd this to your cart as well.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA cheerfully blunt birthday card for your favorite chaos gremlin who hasn't changed a bit this year, and honestly, wouldn't be as fun if they had.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"712\" data-start=\"533\"\u003eSize: A2 (US) - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003cbr data-end=\"564\" data-start=\"561\"\u003ePaper: 110# Uncoated Paper\u003cbr data-end=\"593\" data-start=\"590\"\u003eEnvelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope\u003cbr data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"646\"\u003ePackaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend-free envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"714\"\u003ePrinted in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"885\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eColors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"164:1-164:122;6082-6203\"\u003eKeywords: funny sweary birthday card, sarcastic birthday card, blunt birthday card, witty greeting card, Erin Dayhaw card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"166:1-166:19;6205-6223\"\u003eGreat for Gifting:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"167:1-171:18;6224-6336\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"167:1-167:16;6224-6239\"\u003eBirthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"168:1-168:28;6240-6267\"\u003eBest friend birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"169:1-169:22;6268-6289\"\u003eFunny birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"170:1-170:29;6290-6318\"\u003eBachelorette birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"171:1-171:18;6319-6336\"\u003eGifts under $10\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Erin Dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55000952602946,"sku":"ED-GC1022","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4694\/9698\/files\/1023.png?v=1784476853"},{"product_id":"another-year-of-not-dying-iconic-behavior-card","title":"Another Year Of Not Dying, Iconic Behavior Card","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"531\" data-start=\"133\"\u003eWant me to mail the card for you? \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Mail the Card For Me\" href=\"https:\/\/erindayhaw.com\/products\/mail-my-card-for-me\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAdd this to your cart as well.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA dry, deadpan birthday card that celebrates the real accomplishment: surviving another trip around the sun. Balloons included, low expectations optional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"712\" data-start=\"533\"\u003eSize: A2 (US) - 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003cbr data-end=\"564\" data-start=\"561\"\u003ePaper: 110# Uncoated Paper\u003cbr data-end=\"593\" data-start=\"590\"\u003eEnvelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope\u003cbr data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"646\"\u003ePackaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend-free envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"714\"\u003ePrinted in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"885\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eColors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"188:1-188:117;6955-7071\"\u003eKeywords: funny birthday card, deadpan birthday card, sarcastic birthday card, witty greeting card, Erin Dayhaw card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"190:1-190:19;7073-7091\"\u003eGreat for Gifting:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\" data-sourcepos=\"191:1-195:18;7092-7201\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"191:1-191:16;7092-7107\"\u003eBirthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"192:1-192:28;7108-7135\"\u003eBest friend birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"193:1-193:26;7136-7161\"\u003eMilestone birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"194:1-194:22;7162-7183\"\u003eFunny birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\" data-sourcepos=\"195:1-195:18;7184-7201\"\u003eGifts under $10\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Erin Dayhaw","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55000957223234,"sku":"ED-GC1023","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/4694\/9698\/files\/1023x.png?v=1784476920"}],"url":"https:\/\/erindayhaw.com\/collections\/birthday-greeting-cards.oembed?page=2","provider":"Erin Dayhaw","version":"1.0","type":"link"}