idk if you have heard, but it's black friday week. and honestly, as a small business owner I am burnt the fuck out. I am tired of having to come with ideas to stand out - in your inbox (I need to get you to open my emails somehow), on social media (we all have shorter attention spans these days), and in real life (there is no secret sauce to get people in your booth)

i have decided to do something different. I am doing my sales the first week of December, which just happens to be the week after Thanksgiving. Each day will have a different sale plus a sale on everything else during the entire week.

I feel like I don't need to explain why it is so important to shop small and shop local, but I will tell you why it's important to shop with me: When you shop with my business, you're not just buying a product—you’re investing in creativity, personality, and the kind of humor that big-box stores just can’t deliver. Supporting a small business like mine helps fuel unique, snarky, and unapologetic ideas that connect with people on a deeply personal level. It’s about keeping individuality alive in a world of mass production and encouraging the kind of bold expression that turns heads and sparks laughter. Your purchase isn’t just a transaction; it’s a high-five to originality and a nod to the art of saying exactly what’s on your mind—loud and proud.