Erin's Big Fucking Sale Week

also known as EBFSW
there's a lot of info here, but it's fuckin important!

idk if you have heard, but it's black friday week. and honestly, as a small business owner I am burnt the fuck out. I am tired of having to come with ideas to stand out - in your inbox (I need to get you to open my emails somehow), on social media (we all have shorter attention spans these days), and in real life (there is no secret sauce to get people in your booth)

i have decided to do something different. I am doing my sales the first week of December, which just happens to be the week after Thanksgiving. Each day will have a different sale plus a sale on everything else during the entire week.

I feel like I don't need to explain why it is so important to shop small and shop local, but I will tell you why it's important to shop with me: When you shop with my business, you're not just buying a product—you’re investing in creativity, personality, and the kind of humor that big-box stores just can’t deliver. Supporting a small business like mine helps fuel unique, snarky, and unapologetic ideas that connect with people on a deeply personal level. It’s about keeping individuality alive in a world of mass production and encouraging the kind of bold expression that turns heads and sparks laughter. Your purchase isn’t just a transaction; it’s a high-five to originality and a nod to the art of saying exactly what’s on your mind—loud and proud.

Days of Sales

Day One - Mystery Bags (Monday 12/2)

Mystery Bags are BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF

There are only 20 available

Day Two - Gift Bags (Tuesday 12/3)

Buy a gift bag and get the matching card for free. No need to add the card to the cart. I will add it to your package.

Quantities on bags are very limited:
Happy Birthday Birthday - 1 available
Be Glad I Didn't Keep This - 3 available
You Deserve the Best - 2 available

Day Three - Bookmarks (Wednesday 12/4)

All Bookmarks are $1 and they are BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

No code is needed.

Day Four - Foodie Stickers (Thursday 12/5)

All Foodie Stickers are BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

No Code is Needed.

26 Different Styles.

Day Five - Greeting Cards (Friday 12/6)

All Greeting Cards are BUY 2 GET ONE FREE

No Code is Needed.

Everything else is 10% off with code SALEWEEK10
The email list will receive a code to get 15% off everything else. Join the list here!
If you part of the Patreon, you will get 20% off. Join the Patreon!
Spend $100 (after all sales and shit) you will get a $15 gift card to use online or in-person at a later date!

Free Shipping when you spend over $69.
I will not be processing orders until the week is over. So feel free to shop multiple days. I will combine orders and refund shipping.
  • You can find me at R House in Baltimore on November 30 for Small Business Saturday! All in person orders over $30 will get a free sticker!

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