Another Year Of Not Dying, Iconic Behavior Card

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A dry, deadpan birthday card that celebrates the real accomplishment: surviving another trip around the sun. Balloons included, low expectations optional.

Size: A2 (US) - 4.25" x 5.5"
Paper: 110# Uncoated Paper
Envelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope
Packaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend-free envelope

Printed in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD

Colors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.

Keywords: funny birthday card, deadpan birthday card, sarcastic birthday card, witty greeting card, Erin Dayhaw card

Great for Gifting:

• Birthday gift
• Best friend birthday gift
• Milestone birthday gift
• Funny birthday card
• Gifts under $10