Dear Santa Bring Me Crab Rangoons Ornament

Perfect for those who’ve reached their holiday limit (and maybe their patience), this laser-cut wooden ornament brings the perfect mix of sass and reality. Featuring a hilarious message for anyone who’s been through one too many stressful seasons, this ornament is sure to get a laugh—while subtly saying what everyone’s thinking. Whether it’s for your own tree or a gift for someone who gets it, this ornament is a fun, unapologetic holiday statement.

Keywords: funny Christmas ornament, sassy holiday decor, laser cut wooden ornament, holiday frustration humor, cheeky Christmas decoration.

Materials: wood, glitter acrylic, satin ribbon
Size: 4 inches high