I Need A Fucking Lobotomy to Survive this Timeline Sticker

Because this timeline is doing the most. This wavy-edged sticker says what we’re all thinking—loud, bold, and unapologetically done with the chaos of late-stage capitalism. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who’s barely holding it together, mentally checking out, or simply trying to survive the group project that is modern society. Durable, waterproof, and built to last… unlike your remaining patience.

Product Details:

• Size: 3" x 3" with wavy die-cut edge

• Matte vinyl with laminate protection

• Waterproof and scratch-proof

• Printed locally in Maryland

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