If My Book is Open, then Shut the Fuck Up Bookmark

For readers who don’t have time for interruptions—this bookmark says what you’re too polite (or tired) to repeat. Perfect for marking your place while making it clear you’re busy living in another world. Priorities, people.

Keywords: funny book lover bookmark, sassy reading accessory, bold literary humor, snarky introvert gift, relatable bookworm decor.

1.5" x 7"
16 pt. Premium Matte Cover