Technically correct, but nobody's putting me in a fruit salad. Sure, you pay taxes and own a plunger, but "functioning grownup" might be generous. This sticker is for everyone clinging to adulthood by a thread and a frozen pizza. Botanically an adult. Spiritually, a feral raccoon.
Product Details:
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Size: 2.8" x 2.4"
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Matte vinyl with protective laminate
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Waterproof and scratch-resistant
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Printed locally in Maryland
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