You Are Abso-Fucking-Lutely Unbearable, Happy Birthday Anyway Card

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For the friend you love despite, and probably because of, how much they get on your nerves. Blunt, sweary, and completely accurate.

Size: A2 (US) - 4.25" x 5.5"
Paper: 110# Uncoated Paper
Envelope: Comes with a splash blue deep euro envelope
Packaging: Plastic sleeve and shipped in a bend-free envelope

Printed in the USA. Designed in Baltimore, MD

Colors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.

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Great for Gifting:

• Birthday gift
• Milestone birthday gift
• Coworker birthday card
• Best friend birthday gift
• Gifts under $10